{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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Swimmer (スイマ一) is a vertically scrolling arcade video game from Tehkan, published in Japan in 1982. It was licensed to Centuri for distribution in North America. The gameplay involves swimming up a river while avoiding logs and various marine life.
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Abner Kneeland was an American evangelist and theologian who advocated views on women's rights, racial equality, and religious skepticism that were radical for his day. As a young man, Kneeland was a lay preacher in a Baptist church, but he converted to Universalism and was ordained as a minister. Later in life, he rejected revealed religion and Universalism's Christian God. Due to provocative statements he published, Massachusetts convicted Kneeland under its rarely used blasphemy law. Kneeland was the last man in the United States jailed for blasphemy. After his sentence, he founded a utopian society in Iowa, but it failed shortly after his death.
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