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The Aach is a river in Arbon in Switzerland, formed by the confluence of two rivers, the Hegibach and the Feilebach, each about 9 kilometres (6 mi) long. It flows through the town of Arbon and after almost two kilometers flows into Lake Constance on the south of Arbon next to Steinach, shortly after it catches the Salbach.

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Steve Bastoni is an Italian-born Australian actor. He became a household name in Australia for his role as Constable Yannis 'Angel' Angelopoulos in Police Rescue and as Steve Parker in Neighbours. His memorable performance in 15 Amore garnered him a nomination for the AACTA Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}

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